Gym Struggles

Lately Ive been going to the gym in the evenings once husband gets home from work. Ive been trying to lose weight...but it keeps finding me. While at the gym I run on the treadmill for 30 minutes, OK sometimes I walk but mostly I run. It never fails that this one girl, I call her skinny girl, gets in front of me at the treadmills and I'm forced to watch her skinny body with no fat run. What is she running for, she has no fat, she has no love handles, she has no baby pooch, get off the treadmill skinny girl. If I get on the back row of the treadmills she gets right in front of me, if I get on the front row she gets beside me. Stop following me skinny girl, go eat a doughnut. You are torturing me.
If that wasn't bad enough when I went into the locker rooms last night to gather my things I walked in while 20, 12 year old girls had just got out of a swim class and lets just say the noise was deafening. The cackle was so loud that my ears were ringing. I just kept telling myself get to your locker, gather your items and run to a safe place. Oh my gosh was I like that at 12?
While leaving the gym, trying to get the ringing out of my ears, I pulled out of the parking lot and tried not to go to the ice cream shop across the road (who does that, who puts an ice cream shop across from a gym), on the way home without ice cream I plotted on how tomorrow I'm going to sit on skinny girl and force a cake down her mouth. I shouldn't have to be subjected to skinny people at the gym, once your skinny you should stop going. Skinny girl, go away, stop getting in front of me and go get yourself an ice cream across the street, my treat if you will just move your skinny ass away from me.