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Homes for sale should come with warnings. After looking at nearly 1200 homes online and visiting 25+ homes this week, I have decided that a picture is not worth a thousand words. A few of the homes we have visited should have warnings such as our neighbors house is on blocks, so is the car because we took off the tires to use in our yard for our flowers. Or the front of the house looks great however the back needs work.......the back of the house caught on fire so there was no back on the house. Could of mentioned that before we all piled into the car to go lookatya. Homes for sale is kind of like a dating service, you only put your best side forward and hide all the rest. You show a picture of the front of the house but not the back (although I have to admit that I wouldnt put a picture of my backside on a dating service website either). If we were to put a warning on our current home it would say this house is not good for cheating, you can not sneak into our house at all hours of the night because the squeeky floors will get you every time. Neither my husband nor I have tried sneaking into our own home ,however ,we have tried checking on the kids, getting something to drink from the kitchen and so forth and the floors tell on you each time. Cheaters you have been warned, look else where.