I give up on this week....

This week sucks. Monday starts off with a car wreck outside my house caused by a 15 year old, Tuesday we get locked out of our house, Wednesday Preston is really sick and no one gets any sleep, and today on Thursday I fall. Yep I fell once again on steps at our house. As you recall the last time was down our basement steps. Im not normally this clumsy and I know how to walk up and down steps but for some reason steps and I have a battle going on and Im definitely losing. These steps werent just any cushiony steps either oh no, these didnt have a nice padding of carpet on them these were the steps to the front stoop on our house so it was good old concrete that broke my ass's fall as I fell backwards. I went out to get the mail and just didnt have my footing and down I went from the top landing bouncing once on my butt really hard and then falling back and hitting my head. My head I can deal with my broken butt is another issue. Im right now at this moment sitting on the couch with a heating pad on my ass that is numb from the pain. Im going to have one good old bruise and Id take a picture of it after it comes in really nice and purplish but I will save you the drama of seeing my big bruised ass. I give up on this week, it sucks and instead of being a pain in the ass I have a pain in my ass. If Friday is anything like the rest of the week I am moving to Australia, surely they dont have days like this.