Dear Preston,
Trust me when I say that I enjoy spending time with you and the fact that you make me laugh throughout the day is a hoot however upon saying those nice things to you let me tell you that having you trick your way into our bed is getting out of control. Yes it is our fault that we fell for your blue eyes of deceit but
don't you think that enough is enough. Clearly you run the household and you know how to play us. The fact that you get up to pee during the night even if you have nothing to drink after 6pm and you go to the bathroom before bed is a feat in itself. The shear
genius after you pee is that you stand outside the bathroom door in the hallway between our bedroom and yours and asks us with puppy eyes "which way I go" is comical and heart warming in itself and we usually fall for it. However now that we are onto your trick and after the first time that you get up to pee and we send you back to your room afterwards does not give you permission to try and pursued us even more to get into our bed. Your dad and I can hear you scheme and plot in the baby monitor.
I'm amazed that even after peeing twice during the night that somehow you are able to manage to squeeze out another pee in hopes of giving it one more try. What are you doing storing water in your bed somewhere? Even I cant possibly pee 3 times in the middle of the night and
I'm a girl that has had a child. I will give you a high five for being
persistant and I will say that you are smarter than your parents at times but enough of the bathroom trips. Its one thing to get up and pee on your own and sneak into our room but do we really need to also be up and be a part of your game. I give you permission to start being sneaky, if you can sneak your way into our bed without us waking up then you deserve to be able to lay in our bed for the night. Good luck son!