Today is my Birthday and any age after 21 SUCKS!!!
I woke up with one more wrinkle, 5 more pounds, an extra love handle, a new dimple on my butt-dimples are cute on faces not on the butt, a new creaky sound in my step, a stray hair coming out of my chin, I think I lost 10 feet of my eye distance, any children that I talk my husband into having now will be considered high risk, and a strong desire to stay in bed and do nothing.
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