Dear Tornado like winds,

I would like to begin by thanking you for ripping off the top of my 2 person swing that my husband bought me a few years ago. Id also like to give a shout out to you for knocking over our grill. Next time you want to visit please feel free to knock off some siding on the house so that we can atleast have that replaced. I got to tell you that shaking our house and keeping all of us all night and the fact that Preston slept in our bed because the wind was so loud was so much fun. Thanks wind now go away.