Burnt Deriair

Went to the pool today and discovered something new. I pretty much wear the same bathing suit to the pool everyday so my tan lines are always the same, however today new parts of my ass are burnt which can only mean one thing....I must of been going around with a wedge all day and new fresh, white skin was showing and that fresh meat is now burnt. I can take being burnt anywhere on my body but does it have to be on the one thing that I use to sit.