Booted off the diving board...only my son

How does one get kicked off the diving board...hmm lets ask Preston that question cause today he got booted. He decided to take his sweet time getting to the ladder and as he was about 3 strokes away from the ladder he decided to look back to see if his friend was jumping off the diving board and because it took him so long to reach the side a lifeguard jumped in after him. Yes he got the long burst of whistle followed by everyone stopping to look to see who was being saved only to realize that by the time the lifeguard reached Preston he was already touching the side and Preston thought it was funny and started laughing. Everyone but me of course. I did say to the lifeguard that I wouldnt just stand there and watch my son drown since I was standing at the top of the ladder watching him and since his head didnt go under water that he was probably ok but thanks for jumping in anyways. Im pretty sure there was a sarcastic look on my face. I give it often. So lets recap, when Preston was 2 he pooped in the pool and it came out of his swimmy diaper and they asked us to leave for the day, when he was 4 he threw up in the pool and again we left for the day, and today he has been banned from the diving board. Wow this boy is on a role, Im pretty sure the GAC (the pool) hates us.