Where did you go Calgon???

What ever happened to the Calgon Take Me Away commercials? I miss those commercials. I could use some Calgon take me away right now. Soaking in a nice hot bath and I dont mean a bath where the kids are also in it with all of thier toys and strawberry bubble bath with tear free shampoo. A bath just for me, no kids, no husband asking where the remote is. No one begging for popsicles. We have had 3 showings of our house in the past week (its up for sale). Thats a showing every other day and just enough time apart for my little monsters (loving kids) to rip through the house like a tornado. Just enough time for little fingerprints to be on cabinets, fridge, windows and mirrors. Just enough time for every toy in the house to be pulled out and left on the floor, just enough time for cheese to be ground into the carpet and popsicles sticks to be placed everywhere except the trash can.
We are also right in the middle of getting new siding on the house (thank you hail damage), so on top of everything else there is constant banging and has been for 3 days now. How long does it take to replace siding on a house...Im thinking FOREVER. There is also a pile of old siding all over the yard, atleast thats one pile of stuff that I dont have to clean up.

Constant banging, everything rattling in the house, never ending cleaning, strangers in my house, strangers outside my house, 2 messy kids =equals one big headache.
Where did you go Calgon???