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Hanes Wedgie Free Underwear.....my ass your wedgie free. I have a pair of you on today and you were creeping and crawling where you shouldn't of been by the time I made my first run around the track. Do you know how hard it is to pick a wedgie while running? Don't claim to be wedgie free if you cant handle a jog or a run. No where on the package does it say "wedgie free but only if you walk very slowly and no sudden movements". Im just saying....