Tale of a redhead

There once was a redheaded girl, who had a brown turtleneck sweater, who couldnt bare the throught of throwing it out even though the turtleneck was stretched out and she hadnt worn it in a year.  The redheaded decided to keep the brown sweater turleneck because it was a great color to compliment her redhead.  One day she decided to cut the turtleneck off and make her own sweater into a masterpiece.   She made flowers out of the turleneck material by setting her sewing machine on the highest tension to create a tight gather.  This is what the redheads sweater looks like now.  The End