The red tomatoey stuff overrunning my fridge

The "Bolin" way.  What does the Bolin way mean....apparently it means that at any given time you will have Heinz ketchup in your house and that you will have 3 opened bottles of said ketchup in your fridge.  Im not talking about the little rinky dink bottles either.  I'm talking the big kahuna 40 oz....3 of them.....all open and used...in your fridge at one time.....something is definitely wrong with this and considering I'm not a ketchup fan I am not pointing my finger at me.