The birth of a deck

My husband decided that he wanted to redo our deck, to change it,to add to it, to cause our yard to look like a construction zone and to make me work. Upon us getting married my job was clearly to birth and burp babies and to make the house a home. His job was anything on the outside other than my flowers. How quickly he forgets that deal because as he is expanding the deck from what is already 250 sq. ft he decides to add another 100 sq ft. and put me to work. He informs me as he is in the middle of building this monstrous deck that it will need to be painted and since Im the painter for the inside of the house that my new job will be to paint the entire 350 sq.ft deck. The existing deck was already painted with deck paint so now the entire thing has to be re- painted in order to make it look right. Im thinking since my husband has crossed our job responsibility that it is only fair that if we have another baby that my husband birth and burp that child. Its only fair!!