Thursday, September 25, 2008

Way to go list

I have had knee pain for several months and tried shrugging it off however my knee pain is annoying, uncomfortable, keeps me from getting on the floor to play with my kids and keeps me from running, which I love to do. So... I went to the orthopedic doctor and learned that I have torn my meniscus. This is just one more thing to add to my "way to go mom list". What is this list you ask well 30 plus years ago my parents wanted another baby for my older sister to play with, tease, be compared to and beat up so they tried having a baby with no success. My mother then took fertility pills that I call experimental because lets face it wasn't everything back then. Anyways those experimental pills are the reason for knee pain. Or so I like to think because its always nice to have someone or something to blame so I just blame everything on the fertility pills and now I can add my knee issues to that long list of "way to go mom for taking fertility pills and causing ailments to my body". Mom you could of atleast read the pamphlet that they gave you or the pill bottle itself, I'm sure somewhere in the literature it said can cause many, many issues to your unborn child if taken therefore giving that child free will to blame you.

Fertility pill ailments
1) Fever
2) chicken pox
3) colds
4) jammed fingers
5) broken small toe
6) Scraped knees
7) concussion
8) flu
9) girl issues
10) lung collapse
11) migraines
12) sinus problems
13) bruises
14) pink eye
15) bronchitis
16) kidney stones
17) morning sickness-OK this one could of been from the pregnancy but we have no proof.
18) sore throats
19) root canal
20) stretch marks-again prove to me it wasn't from fertility pills
21) PMS
22) knee pain

Darn those fertility pills.

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