The conversation that I thought for sure I wouldnt have to have with my 5 year old for atleast 5 or more years is upon me. It happened today, in the backseat of the car while he was talking with 2 of his friends after leaving the pool today.
Preston-Hey 5 year old boy (the names have been omitted to protect their innocence and I wasnt sure there mom would want it out there) did you know that the girl that you were playing with at the pool is my girlfriend.
5 year old boy-Oh yeah well cant we share her so she has 2 boyfriends.
Preston-No she just wants one
5 year old boy-Well have you kissed her yet Preston?
at this moment my heart skipped a beat, kissing, at 5 there is no kissing, ok back to conversation.
Preston-(in a disgusted voice) No I only kiss my mom
5 year old boy-Well unless you kiss her then she really isnt your girlfriend and if I kiss her first then she is my girlfriend.
Preston-Nu uh I see her more so I will kiss her first.
4 year old boy chimes in at this time with a -I have already kissed a girl on the lips so I already have a girlfriend before both of you.
Tonight I will be having the kissing conversation with my son and let him know that its no ok to kiss a girl at this age and Im pretty sure her mother would agree. (Right Melissa).
Wow...kissing conversations. Im feeling a little sick to my stomach, If I could I would push him right back into my womb only Im pretty sure he wouldnt fit but I would only have to hold him in for a while till atleast puberty or till he is 18 or maybe longer.
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